Cowboy Vegan Anarchist

[Verse One] From sunup to sundown I roam the wide prairie I don’t regard land or animals as anyone’s “property” I want all captured livestock to be free so I cut open all the fences, I rustle all the herds The ungulates escape, nothing’s left behind except their beefy turds

[Chorus] I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle They don’t get eaten as steak or cottage cheese or butter ‘Cause I emancipate them with my wire cutter Ye-haw

[Verse Two] I am a Meat-less Ranger, a grasslands troubadour There’s a battle going down, cows are prisoners of war I want to live on Planet Herbivore So I uncage all the critters, to wander free like crows I hear they’re fornicating now with the Buffalos

[Bridge] When people gnaw on a rump or flank it’s clear that our compassion shrank I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on the mooing

[Verse Three] Dairy queens grow giant udders But they are only briefly mothers And their daughters don’t get brothers ‘Cause baby bulls are turned into veal Killed for a human’s carnivorous meal

Beef baby males avoid this, but their luck is over-rated ‘cause steers are fated to be castrated Their scrotums amputated And of course the gentle cows do not understand                                                                                why we burn their hairy flesh with our red hot iron brands                                                              Ouch!

[Chorus] I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle I cut down barbed wire fences with my snippy pliers So the cows don’t get devoured at American campfires

[Bridge] When people gnaw on a rump or flank it’s clear that our compassion shrank I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on the mooing

[Verse 4] My bronco is named Tonto, we gallop on a dusty trail We will liberate all sentient creatures, it’s impossible to fail Dining with my bronco Tonto, we eat salad of tumbleweed We know our plant-based diet is all we ever need

[Chorus] I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade with a saddle Emancipating cattle, I git them to skedaddle I cut open every ranch fence with my wire cutter So livestock don’t get all churned up like hamburger or butter Ye Haw!