Where’s My Foreskin?

[Verse One] When I was a baby, three days old The doctor took his steel scalpel, bright and cold I stared at him with innocent, trusting eyes He said, “you’re gonna get circumcised” Above my crotch he held the knife Slowly he began to slice

[Chorus] where’s my foreskin? Nobody asked me! Give me back My anatomy

[Bridge - spoken by another person] Its a thing that baby boys go through - a modern operation Penis mutilation

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He forgot about this, until one day, after basketball practive

[Verse Two] …I was taking a leak Someone was standing next to me, I had to take a peek Startled, I stared! it was the transfer student from Berlin I saw between his legs… a wrinkled foreskin “Where’d you get that thing?” I asked him He told me European guys remain what he called intact The same, he said, is true, all over the world Only Americans and Jews - get hacked

[Verse Three] I stared at his foreskin with curiosity I began to wonder, why’d this happen to me? Why’d my parents pay to have this surgery done?  If I still had a foreskin… I’d be having fun! Inside that slippery hood I’d hide, dollar bills and silly things Maybe I would get it pierced, I’d wear a penis ear ring Perhaps I’d pull the loose flesh forward, I’d tie a ribbon around the end It’d be the perfect present for a sexy friend

[Bridge - spoken by another person] But now he can’t do that because he never got the chance to decide what kind of penis he could wear inside his pants His parents did not hesitate, they left him screaming, hurt, in shock they paid a doctor fifty dollars to decapitate his cock

[Chorus] Where’s my foreskin? Nobody asked me! Give me back My autonomy

[Verse Four] If I ever have a baby, a little tiny man, like me I won’t play games with flesh I won’t let a surgeon mess With the shape of his weenie

[Bridge - spoken by both people] He can keep the organ he was born with that nature gave him to enjoy We would not amputate the foreskin of a helpless baby boy

[Chorus] Where’s our foreskin? Nobody asked us! Give us back Our anatomy Give Us back Our autonomy