LET'S EAT THE RICH

[Opening]

LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Verse 1]
Let's eat the rich with mayonnaise
This is my manifesto
Let's eat billionaires with tartar sauce
With hummus or with pesto

Let's gobble up the tech tycoons
Boiled, baked or barbecued
All their muscles, fat and marrow
What's left over is cat food

[Chorus]
LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Short Verse 2] Pass the fork and pass the knife Let’s eat Jeff Bezos and his wife

[Chorus] LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Verse 3]
There are three thousand billionaires
Two hundred fifty tons of meat
Flanks and steaks and loins and ribs
Six thousand pickled feet

A billion people are hungry
Every day of every year
We'll feed them first and then we'll watch
Dogs gnawing on dried ears

[Chorus]

LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Short Verse 4] Pass the napkins pass the plates Teriyaki slices of Bill Gates

LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Verse 5]
You can't say we didn't warn 'em
"Eat The Rich" has been on signs
Ever since the Queen of France
Suggested cake in 1789

Take your boss to lunch on Monday
To serve him to the workers
Chewing CEOs on Tuesday
Would certainly amuse me

[Bridge]
Landlord meat is high in protein
Tasty with rice and beans
Oligarchs like great white sharks                                                                                                                                 Best eaten grilled, in public parks

Drum Solo 15 seconds

[Verse 6] Some folks have private rockets Others can’t buy clothes Eating billionaires we all endorse                                                                                                                                  As appetizers or main course   

Devour them! the ultra-rich                                                                                                                                           Should NOT exist, they’re poisonous                                                                                                                           Unless they’re cooked completely                                                                                                                                  & served inside a dish

[Chorus]
LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE LET’S EAT, EAT, EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

[Short Verse 4] We will polish special silverware For Elon Musk, the only trillionaire

[Chorus] LET'S EAT THE RICH!
LET’S EAT THE RICH OLIGARCH BARBECUE

LET’S EAT THE RICH LET’S EAT THE RICH PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW