Cowboy Vegan Anarchist

[Verse One] From sunup to sundown I roam the wide prairie I don’t regard Land or Animals as anyone’s “property” I want all captured livestock to be free So I cut open all the fences, I rustle all the herds The ungulates escape, nothing’s left behind except their beefy turds

[Chorus] I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle They won’t get devoured at a barbecue or supper ‘Cause I emancipate them with my wire cutter Ye-haw

[Verse Two] I am a Meat-less Ranger, a grasslands troubadour There’s a battle going down, cows are prisoners of war I want us all to live on Planet Herbivore So I uncage the critters, to wander free like crows I hear they’re fornicating now with the buffalos

[Bridge] I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on my mooing friends

[Verse Three] Dairy queens grow giant udders But they’re only briefly mothers ‘Cause their sons are sold as veal Beef male calves avoid this But they’re painfully castrated Their scrotums amputated And gentle cows - they never understand                                                                                 why we burn their flesh with our red hot iron brands                                                               Ouch!

[Chorus] I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle They won’t get devoured at a barbecue or supper ‘Cause I emancipate them with my wire cutter

[Verse 4] My bronco is named Tonto, we gallop on a dusty trail We will liberate all cattle, it’s impossible to fail Dining with my bronco Tonto, we eat salad of tumbleweed We know our plant-based diet is all we ever need

[Bridge] I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on my mooing friends I want us all to live on Planet Herbivore