Trash Panda Dumpster Dive

[Chorus] Freeganism Dumpster Dive My stomach thrives When I arrive At the dumpster dive

[Verse One] This morning at a local cafe I asked “are you throwing away Any food later today?” They said, “No Free Food, bye bye We spell that B.U.Y. B.U.Y.”

[Verse Two] I knew they were lying So I didn’t stop trying I returned at night Under a sliver of moon Like a raccoon I peered in the green bin Deep within I found 44 and a half bagels Breakfast for the protest!

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[Chorus] Trash Panda Trash Panda Trash Panda Trash Panda Our saliva comes alive When we arrive At the dumpster dive

[Verse Three] Behind the bakery… your breakfast is waiting
The dumpsters are donating!                                                                                                                Next to the grocery store… your lunch is waiting                                                        The green bins are donating!                                                                                                                  In the alley by the taco truck… your dinner is waiting                                                        The garbage cans are donating!

[Bridge] When you need a free meal… where should you go? Ask the street people… they will know Reddit suggests Trader Joe’s Also advised if you’re famished today Are garbage bins at Chick-Fil-A

[Chorus] Freeganism Dumpster Dive Keep yourself alive You will survive If you dumpster dive

Trash Panda Trash Panda Keep yourself alive You will survive If you dumpster dive